Sung to the tune of Ode to Joy. An answer to Ode to the Lights.

Heavies are such fun for bowmen,
Leg them, leave them, walk away.
Knights and squires are easy foeman,
Even kings aren’t hard to slay!

Sight them, shoot them, snipe them and loot them,
Kill them and steal their girls away.
Heavies are such fun to play with,
God I hope it stays this way.